Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Can You Guess Which New Year's Resolutions Are Fake?

1) Begin studying Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

2) Write a sci-fi novel.

3) Lose 30 pounds.

4) Learn to cook.

5) Become a volunteer firefighter.

6) Learn Chinese, preferably Mandarin.

7) Become a Jedi Knight.

8) Stop Drink...okay, I can't stop laughing long enough to finish writing that one.

9) Go back to practicing litigation.

10) Finally watch The Godfather.


Brian O'Rourke said...

Forgot one: score 500K on Donkey Kong.

Rita Vetere said...

The only one I'm pretty sure is fake is "Go back to practicing litigation"... am I right? :-)

Brian O'Rourke said...


Right on with that one! I figured that and the "stop drinking" resolution were dead giveaways to anybody that knows me.