Can You Guess Which New Year's Resolutions Are Fake?

1) Begin studying Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

2) Write a sci-fi novel.

3) Lose 30 pounds.

4) Learn to cook.

5) Become a volunteer firefighter.

6) Learn Chinese, preferably Mandarin.

7) Become a Jedi Knight.

8) Stop Drink...okay, I can't stop laughing long enough to finish writing that one.

9) Go back to practicing litigation.

10) Finally watch The Godfather.